Sandusky is a Talking Fool


Oh boy, er boys, letting Jerry Sandusky do a New York Times interview is remarkable. Whatever is the accused pedophile doing? While not guilty at this point, there are some serious allegations being bandied about, some of which are seemingly watertight. But in the spirit of American jurisprudence, Sandusky is innocent until proven guilty. Right?

Joe Amendola is representing Sandusky. In fact, the State College PA lawyer was present for the Times grilling, an inquisition extending over 4 hours over 2 days. Keeping in mind that Jerry Sandusky is facing over 40 counts of molestation, any observer might wonder why the case is being fore-tried in the New York Times? What does Amendola think will be gained?

Now, in fairness, the piece is not on its face pejorative. The reporting appears balanced and the picture of Mr. Sandusky complements him in the sense that he does not appear to be a wild eyed preyer of little kids. To that extent then, perhaps something has been gained. And therein may lie lawyer Amendola’s wisdom.

But c’mon, Sandusky is a tough, tough sell. Anytime wronged kids are involved, it takes the money and pluck of Michael Jackson to get out of that kind of mess. While the gloved one was able to duck much of the muck spray he created, be sure, lot’s of cash was thrown around to quiet the crowd of interested parties. It is not likely that Jerry will be able to muster up that kind of green salve. Consequently, the facts of his case will be laid out in bas relief.

For Sandusky, a plea cop is ultimately going to be reckoned with. Certainly the destruction of Joe Paterno, Penn State and Penn State football has taken center stage BUT ultimately the blameworthy Sandusky will surely pay the price of his indiscretions. And therein lies the weakness of letting him prattle on with the NYT. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/03/sports/ncaafootball/at-center-of-penn-state-scandal-sandusky-tells-his-own-story.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1

“They’ve taken everything that I ever did for any young person and twisted it to say that my motives were sexual or whatever,” Mr. Sandusky said. He added: “I had kid after kid after kid who might say I was a father figure. And they just twisted that all.”

“It was, you know, almost an extended family,” Mr. Sandusky said of his household’s relationship with children from the charity. He then characterized his close experiences with children he took under his wing as “precious times,” and said that the physical aspect of the relationships “just happened that way.”

Wrestling, hugging — “I think a lot of the kids really reached out for that,” he said.

“All those good things that you were doing have been turned around,” Mr. Amendola said, speaking to his client, “and the people who are painting you as a monster are saying, ‘Well, they’re the types of things that people who are pedophiles exhibit.’ ”

“I would call kids on the phone and work with them academically,” he said. “I tried to reward them sometimes with a little money in hand, just so that they could see something. But more often than not, I tried to set up, maybe get them to save the money, and I put it directly into a savings account established for them.”

“I miss coaching,” he said. “I miss Second Mile. I miss Second Mile kids. I miss interrelationships with all kinds of people. I miss my own grandkids. I miss, I mean you know I’m going to miss my dog. So, I mean, yeah, I miss, yeah. Good grief.

“I used to have a lot of contact with a lot of people and so that circle is diminished, and as it diminished, you know Bo is still there,” he said of his dog. “And I swear he understands. I swear he knows. And you know I love him dearly for that.”

Prosecutors love to hear the accused talk. Incriminations abound in chatter. Statements can be turned and twisted, dyed and reconfigured and taken out of context. That’s what lawyers DO. As a result, the less said, is that much less of an opportunity to implicate and convict. Moreover, a seemingly weaker case is more plea-worthy than a slam dunk. Not to be forgotten is the prosecutor’s dream of a big time, reputation building high profile conviction. Sandusky’s case IS A BIG ONE!!

And so the Sandusky saga moves forwards, like an Arctic glacier headed south. Already the destruction of this travesty is irreparable. Besides the perpetrator’s own hellish future, Paterno has been ruined and the University will never be quite the same. For Amendola and the rest of the guiding beagles, a quick settlement will prove to be the best course of action for all of the parties involved except fot the lawyers themselves.

In that vein, it is obvious that the longer the shenanigans play out, the better. Billable hours, book deals and big reputations are at stake. The winners of the Happy Valley debacle will be the lawyers themselves. Understanding that, it becomes clear why Mr. Sandusky interviewed. While the former footballer thought he might somehow extricate himself or at least gain some sympathy, he did nothing but fuel the fire of this bonanza case. And if this case can be metaphorically a fire, Joe Amendola is a stoker, a stoker of the flame…

E cosi va!!


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Eat the Horses


Holy cow, er, holy horse – PObama and Congress have lit it up again. Having just lifted a funding ban on horse meat inspections, the probability that equine slaughterhouses will spring back into action is nearly a certainty. And so, so what?

Both sides of the eat nag controversy have passion. Surely understandable… The horse in distinction to the cow, pig, chicken, turkey, lamb, fish et al holds a warmer spot in the psyches of Americans. Did the Lone Ranger ride a bull? What was the name of Roy Rogers cow? Somehow the horse has been portrayed as a more noble animal, pet-like… So, when it comes to slaughtering and butchering horses for meat and other products, the reactions are way impassioned.

But… there are some 9 million horses in the USA. Hmmm, about a million more horses than there are people in the greater NYC metro. And truth be told, some of those horses are in as bad a shape as many New Yorkers. Oops, that’s another matter.

In fact, thousands of steed are abused and neglected. Many simply starve to death. Sadly, that is a side of equine life that is not well understood nor appreciated. Consequently, those on the rescue side of horse travail paint a much different view than the casual or devoted person with a horse affection. They argue that it would be more humane to sacrifice those disadvantaged animals than have them suffer. Good argument, hmmm, better not let that crowd loose in any average nursing home. Oops, that’s another matter.

PAINT

If a person were to step back and look at horses like cattle, whoa! Swallow, swallow, deep breathe, ok, ok, try it… Both are big herbivores seemingly happy to eat and eat and eat and un-eat and un-eat and un-eat. Left to their own design both propagate well. And they function to serve man in a host of capacities including sustenance. Only in that last descriptor does the horse get a pass. Maybe that’s because they can be ridden… maybe? So, Americans are happy to raise herds of cattle for hamburgers and steaks and briskets. Briskets, hahaha. But not happy to horse herd for harvest!

Perhaps horses are smarter than the cow, pig, chicken, turkey, lamb, fish et al. Perhaps horses, like dogs, know how to look into a person’s eyes and express a unique sympatico. Perhaps horses aren’t really that tasty, like camel flank? Perhaps the idea of eating a horse is too disquieting? Perhaps…

And then consider the deer… Nobody seems to object too much about hunting down adult deer (yet don’t kill Bambi). There are even kill seasons for not only deer but bears, elk and other various and sundry targets. But the deer is not a so-called domesticate and besides, deer meat is gamey. Consequently, Americans don’t much want to eat deer meat … Might the desire for horse meat parallel that for venison? Perhaps there is no real market for horse meat so that the slaughterhouse controversy might be a tempest in a teapot? Does horse taste gamey?

Whether Americans would have tongue for horse meat is not well explored since there has been a relative dearth of supply. But horse meat is popular in Europe and Asia, so it is conceivable that the Yanks would either a priori like it or would grow fond of horse if it becomes available. Hmm, that might depend on cost… Also there is definite foreign demand for horse product so that the American slaughterhouses would likely thrive regardless of domestic gastronomic interest. In short, horse killing assembly lines would have end users for their efforts.

Ah, lest beauty be forgotten. GOT IT!!! Horses are simply way better looking than the cow, pig, chicken, turkey, lamb, fish et al. Well, by golly, that’s it. Horses are strong, muscular, regal, commanding and striking (sexual, too). There is no way any adult cow, pig, chicken, turkey, lamb, fish et al can compare. No way.

In the final analysis, horses represent beauty and a pet-like mien. It is for those reasons that there will be ongoing rancor as the equine slaughterhouses open for business. Unless PObama and the Congress can come up with another end around horse harvesting, it seems inevitable. Face it, in any event,  PObama and the Congress can never come up with anything that they can agree upon. Consequently…

E cosi va…

Oh, the snaps are from the neighborhood herd. Taken today, before Hormel or Tyson picks them up for processing. The second image down depicts a pinto, PAINT (named by me). Been passing him (he is a him without doubt, hubba-hubba) for the last five years on the salt mine commute. Some thick thighed woman rides PAINT from time to time and there’s not a time that my back doesn’t ache when she bobs up and down wearing a stupid steeple chase hat. Maybe he will be spared from becoming steak if she can continue to pay for his room and board, lol, room and board… But then again, the gelding might throw in the towel if he could. What must it be like to have a split woman like that astride you?? Hmm…

 

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Plymouth… Long Dead


Out on Rt 6 today

in Marion MA,

saw a dead name…

PLYMOUTH!!!

ha-ha-ha.

 

It was a car once.

Production ended for the

marque in 2001,

but it was a dead

bunch of letters years before that.

 

‘Twas Kincaid’s first car,

a ’54 4 door sedan,

which he won in a game of

9 ball in ’63. Beat Jablonski.

Old cars were cheap then.

 

Yup, Kincaid’s long

dead -> ‘Nam ’69

and the ’54 Ply-Mouth

long scrapped, made into

a Toyota or a Honda or somethin’.

 

Nonetheless, the sight of

this antiquated sign caused

a memory flush. Funny thing-

Plymouth for a while used a

ship as a logo…

 

 

The Mayflower, made sense

what with Plymouth MA and

the Rock.

But the name came from a

twine company, don’t tell!!

 

So silly and inane,

this sign still standing.

Marion MA must

be a jerkwater

town!?

 

Odd even more,

look a new retro

Challenger sits

looking for

Kincaid… RIP

 

 

E cosi va…

 

Back in the day, Plymouth did make

the Barracuda. This model, in the

early 70′s, was much like the Dodge

Challenger…

Indeed!

 

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Mona Eltahawy Broken


Always so interesting is the byproduct of political foment and upheaval. Disruptions, persecutions, maimings, sexual assaults, killings… So what’s new? Who cares?

Well, not much and a few people do care (while most here in the USA are digesting turkeys and shopping on Black Friday)… Revolt, overthrow, usurpation and realignment are part and parcel of how human civilizations meander down the path of historical progression. And on that note, perhaps nothing needs to be said but same old, same old. Be it Mubarak, Gaddafi, Hussein, Mussolini or Pol Pot, the stories are essentially the same; just the time zones and climates change. But every once in a while, THE CHOSEN pick on the wrong person… Darn…

Right now, the thuggery in Egypt is rife with atrocity. Earlier on- just a few months ago, the Egyptian “revolt” was remarkably civil and non violent. The octogenarian Hosni Mubarak was extracted from office, dental like. Things moved on from there with the usual military jump-in followed by the promise of elections. Well Tahrir Square is now filled with unrest and things have turned like one might have expected in Bierut. So what’s new?

Well, not much except for the fact that the Egyptian Interior Ministry decided to work over the famed journalist Mona Eltahawy yesterday. She was hanging out in Tahrir Square doing her journalist thing when, whoosh, she got picked up by the AUTHORITIES. Released 12 hours later, she emerged with two, yes two, broken arms and a sexual maul.

Mona had the perspicacity to tweet it up. Egads, the tweet! Consequently the tweet-o-sphere is in on her travails. Now, for all present and future interior ministries, a word of caution. No Tweeting Allowed needs to be posted in your interrogation rooms. Rather, ministries, go Vegas. To wit, what happens in the interior ministry stays in the interior ministry.

Mona’s Tweets…

Across street from AUC gate I used to enter every day Mohamed Mansour.Can’t believe it. A cacophony sirens, horns, flashing ambulance lights

Pitch black, only flashing ambulance lights and air thick with gas Mohamed Mahmoud

Beaten arrested in interior ministry

I AM FREE

12 hours with Interior Ministry bastards and military intelligence combined. Can barely type – must go xray arms after CSF pigs beat me.

A thousand thanks for all well wishes and support. Fuck 

I can barely imagine what my family and loved ones were going through those 12 hours-I know they were worried about me to begin with. Sorry

Thank God a political activist in MOI with me lent me his phone to tweet. Right after my tweet his battery died

Thank God a political activist in MOI with me lent me his phone to tweet. Right after my tweet his battery died

5 or 6 surrounded me, groped and prodded my breasts, grabbed my genital area and I lost count how many hands tried to get into my trousers.

They are dogs and their bosses are dogs. Fuck the Egyptian police.

Yes sexual assault. I’m so used to saying harassment but those fuckings assaulted me.

…is coming to kindly take me to the hospital. Besides beating me, the dogs of CSF subjected me to the worst sexual assault ever

Didn’t want to go with military intelligence but one MP said either come politely or not. Those guys didn’t beat or assault me.

Instead, blindfolded me for 2 hrs, after keeping me waiting for 3. At 1st answered Qs bec passport wasn’t w me but then refused as civilian

Another hour later I was free with apology from military intelligence for what CSF did. Took pics of my bruises and recorded statement 1/2

On sexual assault and said would investigate it and said they had no idea why I was there. Then who does??! WTF!

The past 12 hrs were painful and surreal but I know I got off much much easier than so many other Egyptians.

God knows what wuld’ve happened if I wasn’t dual citizen (tho they brought up detained US students) & that I wrote/appeared various media.

#Egypt must be free of those bastards

The whole time I was thinking about article I would write; just you fuckers wait.

My left arm and right hand are broken acc to xrays

My casts

Can barely type bec of my casts but want to say 1mln thanks to all who tweeted re my arrest & helped get word out.So grateful.

V excited about #Tahir today. Will be on a balcony overlooking square bec still learning to maneuver with arm/hand in casts.

Must get people to sign my casts so that i can have #Tahrir love on me for 6 weeks.

 http://www.monaeltahawy.com/blog

http://twitter.com/#!/monaeltahawy

E cosi va…

#Tahrir at 3:20pm “The people want to topple the Field Marshall.”

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Aliaa, a Domino?


Seminal events are generally of themselves not as monumental as they ultimately become in the course of human events. And surely at the time of the occurrence there is no way to predict the gravity of the outcome. To put it another way, knocking over a domino is self limited and of little significance, unless there are thousands of dominoes in linear sequence behind it. Then, look out.

A 20 year old Egyptian, Aliaa Magda Elmahdy, has shaken up Egypt and perhaps the Arab world by posting a few candids on, where else?, her Facebook page. http://www.facebook.com/aliaa.magda.elmahdy.blog

Here are some excerpts from… http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/the-casbah/nude-photos-female-blogger-creates-stir-egypt

Elmahdy a … “secular liberal feminist posted two nude photos of herself on the blog,  A Rebel’s Diary…”

In one photo… Elmahdy is standing with her right foot perched on the bottom rung of a wooden stool. She is wearing lacy, thigh-high black stockings, red slippers – and nothing else…”

The second photo is a three part collageof the first, with yellow strips censoring out her crotch, mouth and eyes.

Elmahdy wrote on her blog that the photographs – which show her standing wearing only stockings – are “screams against a society of violence, racism, sexism, sexual harassment and hypocrisy.” The yellow rectangles on my eyes, mouth and sex organ resemble the censoring of our knowledge, expression and sexuality,”

Female nudity, especially in public, is taboo in Egypt. A majority of the women living in this conservative nation of mostly Sunni Muslim residents cover their hair with head scarves.

Egypt is a country at the crossroads. Having just removed Hosni Mubarak from office, the country is facing elections. It goes without saying that these photographs have ignited passions. (As well they should.) The boldness of a woman to do what Aliaa has done is, well, shocking Egypt’s 85 million residents.

From the western perspective, ho-hum. Perhaps the ho-hum is emblematic of the deteriorated and slutty social values which allow women to show off their stuff, bare their arms and drive cars. Indeed. But just as any society gets to sets its own standards and mores, Egypt’s roiling over the issue of these images must be respected and understood.

Back to the dominoes… Is there a chance that women throughout the Arab world are going to follow Aliaa’s lead? Hmmm. Fall like dominoes, sore to speak. Not much of a chance. Right? Just a rumor, but Hefner has sent out a Cairo team to explore the possibilities.

E cosi va...

For more, check this, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/17/aliaa-magda-elmahdy-naked_n_1099081.html

 

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Medford Lakes Rain-Out


Lakeside, surf side, other side

of heaven

are

always wet.

Wet can be…

Good wet -

Bad wet -

Wet is wet, not.

So

on a rainy wet

Sunday

in August,

Wet, wet, wet…

It is

on the lakes

in Medford…Lakes.

Nooo, no

not Medford.

Medford LAKES…

Special by lakes.

So the coolios 

and the mithios

of the PRIVATE

LAKES…

Must endure

summer rain… wet,

Hell wet.

Just like the publics.

 Where the fire hydrants

are spun ajar

to wet, to cool

the common hotios.

Oh, boats, 

canoes ‘n 

other water craft

need not apply,

 Not in the fiery city-

NO, NO!

But, on a sunny day,

the lakeside is heavenly…wet.

La pioggia è il sangue della vita

Ciao


 

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Fire Tim Geithner

Baseball metaphors, love ‘em or not, are part of the daily lexicon of American jabber… Here’s a few…

  • Three strikes and you’re out
  • Out of left field
  • Playing hardball
  • Raincheck
  • Two strikes against you
  • Struck out
  • Dropped the ball
  • Pinch hitting for

It is August 2011 and the FEHS, a baseball team managed by Barack Hussein Obama, are getting the tar kicked out of them. Odd that the tar in question is green, but it is. Upon careful anaylsis, the FEHS are a 500+ team, but for their pitching. The starters are unpredictable and cocky, the middle relievers are paunchy and wild and the relief corps manages to blow every save opportunity. Of the four relievers, three of them don’t like to train and practice. The FEHS team ERA is 5.7 runs per game. Egads!!!

As for the fielding and hitting, the FEHS are adequate, even decent. With a team batting average of 256 and the league’s leading home run hitter, Hill Clinton, most of the losses are not for lack of run production. One bright note for the FEHS is that they are the richest club on the planet, despite their profligate spending on old useless talent. But being rich is always a good thing.

Back to that inane and mind blowing pitching. Well, besides having a bunch of lackadaisical and under performing prima donnas on the staff, the pitching coach is ineffective. While Timmy Thai Geithner has a good hair line, his ability to manage his fractious bunch and produce results is POOR.

While it is true Timmy Thai can curse like a sailor and speak Chinese and he is Ivy educated, he is a lousy pitching coach. One day he has a plan, the next day, he is getting strict, the next day he is a player’s coach and the next day and the next day… As the days roll by, the FEHS lose and lose and lose.

So anybody looking at the FEHS would yell out

  • Fire the Manager!
  • Fire the Manager!
  • Fire the Manager!

Sorry with the repetition, but it feels so good to say it. Fire the Ma…..

Now Hussein, himself, Ivy educated and as smart and loquacious as a street lawyer, realizes that something is going to happen. With three more losses the FEHS will be downgraded in the standings by baseball commissioner Poor Standard. In short, the FEHS will not be playoff eligible. Of itself, this is not catastrophic, but the humiliation of the downgrade is huge. The FEHS have made the post season play for the last 10 years. The fans and the owner, Eddie Romney, will be not only disappointed, but flat out pissed. They are going to chortle…

  • Fire the Manager
  • Fire the Manager
  • Fire the Manager

Well, it’s August 9 and after yesterday’s 24-1 loss to the Reds, the headline in the DC Globe is…

August 8, 2011, A Day that will live in Obaminy

Yikes! Obaminy? Did the scribes mean infamy? Like December 7, 1941? Hmmm…

There is little choice in such a dire situation. Somebody has to go. The wicked pitchers, not likely. They make too much $$ and they are fan pleasers. The Manager? Well that seems obvious. It’s baseball, after all. The Manager always gets chopped when his team fails.

Clop-clop-clop-clop. Romney is wearing mules today. Obama hears him coming down the hallway towards his office. With his neck tingling, he feels as if head is about to fall into the basket.  Click-click-click goes the chain of the guillotine as the blade is raised skyward. As Eddie’s bay window enters Obama’s lair, the Manager blurts out…

 ”I fired Geithner. Something had to be done to improve our situation and to show the fans, players and you, Sir, that I mean business.”

“Oh.” Taken aback, Eddie Romney continued, “Oh, good, good move…. Funny thing I was coming in here to fire YOU, but Geithner will do for now.”

Obama, who hates confrontation, is dreading telling Timmy the news. But in baseball somebody has to take the fall for poor performance. If not the Chief, someone. A rolling head distracts the disgruntled.

“Yeah”, added Romney “that downgrade will kill us. Avoid it at all costs, even if you have to pitch. He-He.”

He-He, indeed!

E cosi va

BH Obama once owned a FEH (Ford Escape Hybrid). Don’t know if he kept it…

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I Love Lucy (Pachyderm)


Bike ride shots of Lucy the Margate (NJ) elephant are today’s blog-fare. It is always good to pedal around Absceon Island and check out the sights. Really, there are no new words to per se add about the famous elephant that have not already been scribed. So if you wanna learn more, go here,  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_the_Elephant

If you have not been, visit! Maybe I’ll meet you downstairs in the bar next door. Hey let me know… you buying? Aw I’ll treat, after all, guests are guests… Hey, Lucy tours include a trip inside of her! All the way to the top, too…

Lucy’s skin is made up of tin panels, well seen in this photograph. These panels are always flying off and deteriorating. Lucy does not like storms. Although she’s a cutie, the inanimate pachyderm is a money pit of maintenance costing.

Just looking at her makes a person  :)  Some observers think Lucy has a big derriere… She does. Hey look at the first pix and a few others, too. Ironic is how the triangle flag shadows hit her tail dead on. I’d like to say I planned that symmetry. I planned that symmetry, lol. Oh, Lucy sits at the beach, so a visit is an all day event if sand, sea air and Atlantic Ocean ocean waves are in the least attractive.

va bene, va bene

 

The End, her butt is dented… No!
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Buy Fast and Furious


Panic is a slippery slope. Hit it and whoosh, gone. In another thirteen hours the US financial markets will hit PANIC and the slippery slope. Down 750 on the Dow by 9:55. In this case downgrade = panic. The USA was a downgrade virgin till now. Nothing compares to the first time.

Some consider this downgrade debacle an Obamanation. Pshaw. It’s surely is him but all the rest are equally culpable. Each and everyone of them. They are called Congress. The dilatory and nonsensical work done with the debt ceiling is the direct and proximate cause of the erosion and loss of confidence in the States. Whether all of the ills unsettling the market can be pinned on these equines-humans is another matter…

After the gluteal skin is rendered red in early trading, hold on tight and buy-buy-buy. Some folks will make a lot of money once the slide down bottoms. Start procuring and amassing about 10 AM, but beware of catching a falling knife. Early on, it will be a good time to be short. Keep in mind, this is NOT the end of the world. It’s just an eructation, a buying opportunity. Ultimately the downgrade will prove meaningless. It’s actual impact is over rated. The humiliatory impact of being downed, however, is bone jarring.

Just sayin’ but hopin’. Who’s in?

E cosi va

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Baby Blue Korean Air


Perhaps it’s the baby blue, perhaps it’s the youth, perhaps it’s the style B-U-T Korean Air* has the best stewardesses. How can an American company compete? Simply put, could any US company enforce these job qualifications and not get their tail wings sued off?

Though official job postings would never say so, it’s been reported that recruiters for South Korea’s largest airline only hire young, pretty things under the age of 26.
In Korea, being a flight attendant is considered a prestigious career, and the hiring process is selective and rigorous. For example, it’s been reported that girls are scrutinized and must undergo bare-faced inspections for a clear complexion.
They must also have good teeth and be slim. Preferred applicants are under the age of 27, must hold a college degree and meet a height requirement of 5’3″.
If the candidates are more than 27, they must possess a special set of skills to be considered. In 2008, a human rights agency accused the airline of discrimination against men in its recruitment of cabin attendants. Of Korean Air’s 4,700 flight attendants, 10 per cent or 436, are men. http://travel.ca.msn.com/international/photogallery.aspx?cp-documentid=28245360&page=2

Requirements, as posted:

  • Height minimum 5″3
  • College degree
  • English is required
  • Corrected eyesight 1.0 or higher

Indeed, if these criteria were applied to any American Airlines or USAir flight, there would be almost no cabin crew on board. In fairness, though, the position of stewardess or steward is not nearly as revered in the States. Consequently, a Korean Air flight attendant is special in a way long lost by the domestic American carriers. So what? 

http://youtu.be/C3Pu_pqNVCc

If the point of air travel is to get from one place to another safely, it makes no difference as to whether the crew is young, spiffy and sexy as opposed to older. worn and walled. For travelers looking for “more” than boxcar air travel, well, don’t go American. Korean Air services 130 cities in 45 countries. As such, if a trip is beckoning, a clever roustabout can pick and choose to taste. Nonetheless, seeing one of those ads, the ones with the baby blue overtones, makes a person want to go – anywhere… they go!

Alright, so there is a tinge of ageism, sexism and probably more -isms at work here. In fact, the idea of this schmaltz makes any self respecting wide bodied American want to yell out, “bullcrap-ola”. So the uniforms are crisp, so the flight attendants are attractive and polite, so-so-so…

http://youtu.be/FEYngxOMsmg

Boxcar flying is the way for Americans. Herding people, who have come to resemble livestock in proportion, into cramped, crowded and sweaty fuselages is acceptable. After all, what would a pack of people willing to pay extra for a seat, a bag, a pillow, a towel, a drink, and a snack expect? Oh, by the way, the rumored movement to charge for toilet paper by the square has been put on hold by Alaskan Airlines…

Once the self acclaimed GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH, America has fallen into the briers. The three D’s (the debt ceiling, default and the debt) appear insurmountable. With no new industry and a prevailing anti-intellectual and anti-science ethos in place, well, pass the beer and the chips, please.

 Yeah, if old enough, an American can recall when domestic flying had the feel of Korean Air’s offerings. But most of those Americans are either dead, enfeebled or too ensconced in the blah-blah of life to care. The younger Yanks neither care nor do they know any better.

 Sometimes it’s nice to go back to the way things were, even if the notion is fanciful. Like going to watch a ball game at Fenway Park in Boston, the feeling of nostalgia and significance is awe inspiring. Indeed. And if a post game flight is needed, right-o, Korean Air services  Logan International. Just sayin’… Ta-Da!

 E cosi va

*Motto = Excellence in Flying

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